Would zombies even wait long enough for their favorite dessert to bake before hollowing the pan out in desperate hunger as the heated metal scorches their already rotting flesh? Could I use these bloody, zombie-frenzy inducing sweets to lure the creepies away from my hideout? Or, in some alternative universe where zombies have their own comedy routines, would the rotting undead chuck these monstrous mouses at one another? I imagine them quickly falling atop each other with grasping, bony fingers and masticating jaws fighting for one morsel of that sickly and juicy pie.
Well, I suppose then there never will be a Top Chef Zombie Edition (Extraordinaire). A girl can only hope.
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