So, prompted by the fact that I live in hurricane territory and a long standing desire to own something sharp and shiny, I've purchased my first Swiss Army Knife. Oh yeah, I now have in my possession something actually USEFUL especially for any end-o- the-world/apocalypses.
Now, I will be better prepared to open those stores of canned goods while I hold up in some warehouse while the zombies ravage the world outside. I will be able to unscrew some vent and sneak away from a horde through a myriad of air ducts. I can slash at some enemy in a close fight or cut myself free from a stuck seat belt after flipping another getaway vehicle. The possibilities are (well, not endless) but most staggering.
My husband just shrugs his shoulders at my latest quirk/quark. Still, should the flood waters swirl dangerous close or the grasping talons of the undead become far too commonplace, I've begun my defense.
Come on world! I will so shallowly cut you!
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